“Trump’s Base Nurses Anger Over Election” was the headline of a story in today’s newspaper.
There was something “colorless green ideas” about this headline, which made me think, Lucky Jim-style, of some permutations:
Nurses Anger Trump’s Base Over Election
Election Base Angers Trump Over Nurses
Election Over, Trumps Base Nurses Anger
Election Over, Nurses Trump Base Anger
Anger Over, Nurses Base Trump’s Anger
Base Over, Trump Nurses Election Anger
Trump Angers Election Base Over Nurses
Nurses Trump Anger Over Election Base
Election Bases Anger Over Trump’s Nurse
Nurse Trump Over Election Base Anger
Trump Angers Nurses Over Base Election
Add a few buffaloes to this and you could go on forever . . .
P.S. I laugh about these things only because we can’t just keep crying over it. It’s the same reason we laugh as well as cry about ages ending in 9, air rage, ovulation and voting, pizzagate, sleepgate, regression discontinuity, the book with the copied chess stories, etc etc etc.
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